Sep 132018

Hi Stanley!

I wanted to thank you for the attention from your recent social media advertising!

Please see the attached screenshot – we are #3 in a Facebook search for Stan Sniff for Sheriff!

Once your ads started running, we received over 9,000 referrals from Google and nearly 7,500 from Facebook (IN THE LAST 48 HOURS ALONE). At this rate, we will get a number roughly equal to the felons released from jail early under your watch (43,500) by Saturday!


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  5 Responses to “Stan Sniff Update: Social Media Attack Leads to over 16,000 Google and Facebook Referrals to your Intrepid Blogger!”

  1. Classic!! I bet Sniffcompoop is choking on his Metamucil tablets. It’s called karma, bitch!!

  2. I hear Stan is hating life right now, and his second floor cretins are in panic mode. It sucks to be you Stan. Now if we could only get Kurly to retire and get a new Captain, things would start to look up for us in Mo.Val.

  3. Damn Stanley, even Google and Facebook can’t hide the truth about you.

    You tried to attack @Aaron F. Park as a deceitful blogger. Yet your own words bit you right on your ass. You inadvertently sent more people to the blog you despise. You are so incompetent, you can’t even save yourself from yourself.

    16,000 people were just woke. You can’t change the truth, now matter how many lies you tell. And PSB can’t alter the truth about everything you and the second floor have done.

    Stanley since you like Westerns, and pretending to be a war hero, you’ll love these famous movie quotes adapted for you.


    “You called down the thunder, well now you’ve got it.

    Tell em Right On Daily is coming. You tell em Aaron Park is coming, and hell’s coming with him!”


    Aaron Park: Stanley you want a war you can’t win?

    Stanley: Are you telling me that 200 men against Right On Daily is a no-win situation for us?

    Aaron Park: You send that many men, don’t forget one thing.

    Stanley: What?

    Aaron Park: A good supply of body bags.

    Aaron Park: Stanley you did everything to make this private war happen. You’ve done enough damage. Your time as sheriff is over. Do you understand me? You’re over! Look at them out there! Look at them! If you won’t end this now, they will vote you out of office. Is that what you want? It’s over Stanley. It’s over!

    Stanley: Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don’t turn it off! It wasn’t my election! I ordered my admin to support me, I didn’t ask them! And I did what I had to do to win! But Right On Daily wouldn’t let us win! And I come back to the second floor and I see all those maggots from the Department, protesting me, spitting. Calling me liar and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they’ve been me and been there and know what the hell they’re yelling about!

    Second floor Cronies: It was a bad time for everyone, Stanley. It’s all in the past now.

    Stanley: For you! For me civilian life is nothing! In the RSO we had a code of honor, and morale until I destroyed it. Now there’s nothing!

    Aaron Park: They drew first blood, not me.


    Second floor Cronies: What the hell are we doing on Right On Daily? Aaron, you’ve got nothing on us, we’re covered. Call Stanley.

    Aaron Park: That won’t be necessary, as I have already received no less than a dozen hacks and personal attacks from highly-ranked and powerfully-placed individuals from RSO. But the joy of Right On Daily is that I can, and am required to tell them to fuck off!

    Aaron Park: Stanley, you have embarrassed your office. You will be facing a review from Right On Daily.

    Stanley: I don’t feel embarrassed. A simple blogger exposed my crimes. If anything… I feel lucky to be out of jail.

    Aaron Park: Stanley have you given your official statement yet, ‘cuz I would be VERY cautious about what went IN it.

    Stanley: Well, maybe I should wait for the report to come out, read it, and THEN comment.

    Stanley: Aaron, you got any plans after the election? You have a rather unique skill set. I’d be interested in offering you a job.

    Aaron Park: Work? For you?

    Stanley: It’s not really as bad as it seems. It’s all gonna be done in any case. You might as well be on the side that gets you well paid for your efforts.

    Aaron Park: And what side are you on, Stanley?

    Stanley: There are no sides. There’s no right and wrong. There’s no honesty or deceit. There’s only HAVES and HAVE-NOTS.

    Aaron Park: Stanley, your moral compass is so fucked up, I’ll be shocked if you manage to find your way to the parking lot.

    Aaron Park: Stanley, I won. You lost. Get used to the idea!

  4. @FLY – Comment hall of fame inductee. Bravo.

  5. @Flyonthewall, you forgot my favorite;

    The Kingdom:

    Stanley Sniff: I’m gonna bury you.

    Chad Bianco: You know, Westmoreland made all of us officers write our own obituaries during Tet, when we thought The Cong were gonna end it all right there. And, once we clued into the fact that life is finite, the thought of losing it didn’t scare us anymore. The end comes no matter what, the only thing that matters is how do you wanna go out, on your feet or on your knees? I bring that lesson to this job. I act, knowing that someday this job will end, no matter what.

    You should do the same.

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