Mar 232012

What would you think if a candidate walked in to the room and told a pro-choice group, endorse me! I’m a conservative!!!

That’s exactly what the latest slash from Richard Ramirez said and did.

In Ramirez’ latest email he uses the word CONSERVATIVE in bold type three times.

I need to remind Ramirez that the CCR – the group he is courting with this latest email – broke off from CRA essentially over an ideological dispute years ago.

Secondly – Richard Ramirez mentions Orly in his email again!!! I guess the Ramirez campaign really does believe their own unscientific polling data, or he has a crush on Orly and is trying to use his campaign to help her…

Third – don’t tell a bunch of old White guys you’re the only candidate running that can reach out to Latinos and speak to them in their own language! From, me to you, Ramirez – I grew up in Fresno, ?me entiendes? – !hay alguienes de estes hueros que pueden hablar la idioma!

And Fourth – you advertise that you support the current CRP platform. The CCR membership fought for the Charles Munger platform.

Epic Fail.

Richard Ramirez is just not ready for prime-time – and Dianne Feinstein would give you a facepalm big-time.


Mar 162012

I got an email just now – and I feel like I have been using narcotics in preparation for a Ron Paul rally.

As I was getting ready to put the Bong to my lips for the first time in 15 years – I was dumbstruck while sober by an email entitled:

New Polling in US Senate Race shows Ramirez Stong, Emken in Last Place“.

If true – it does mean that the California Republican Party is acting out on some sort of suicide pact.

Richard Ramirez is the night stalker of the US Senate Campaign. But, even more insane (other than feeling like I’ve eaten mushrooms and dropped a sheet of LSD) is the fact that the “poll” is showing Orly Taitz in first place at 18.7%.

Orly is the founder of the birther movement. See her in action here.

Orly is insane, Richard Ramirez is quoting a poll in his own campaign email that shows one of his opponents in first place. Somehow, I feel slashed by all of this.

Somewhere – Dianne Feinstein is wondering if this campaign is going to be on the Jerry Springer show. This blogger is glad he is sober – because had I been high when I saw this news I could have suffered brain damage.